It's still a great time to be an Ohio State football fan. Here is a list of college sports teams that have gained popularity over the years: 10. Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Ohio? 419.687.8112. The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. and he is an Ohio State Graduate. Rebounding, breaking ankles and embracing the grind: Meet the Ohio State womens basketball managers, Learning more about a group of students helping through water, passing and social media savagery, Ohio States spring visitor list continues to grow. A: To keep the flies off the bride. Q: How many Xavier University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? Put on a show, C.J. When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaughs contract. Q: Why do all the trees in Michigan lean south? OH-IOloudly screamed at any eventI've even heard it at funeralsperhaps it's some sort of mating call to avoid tainting of the normal gene pool A: A nut that always cracks under pressure. Tony Gerdeman (@TonyGerdeman) November 20, 2021, Congrats to Michigan State on putting up as good of a fight as Charleston Southern pic.twitter.com/Ej7jrb3huc, Ryan (@BrewPack8) November 20, 2021, How Ohio State came out vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/ONohMw3mcA, Chris Olave, Garrett Wilson, Julian Fleming & Jaxon Smith-Njigba seeing this Michigan State secondary pic.twitter.com/ainPMB7mHa, Michigan States coverage on OSUs receivers pic.twitter.com/UdshpeB2Y4, Trevor Sikkema (@TampaBayTre) November 20, 2021, Michigan State getting treated like Charleston Southern, Duncan Smith (@DuncanSmithNBA) November 20, 2021, Michigan State walking into Columbus this morning. Willard OH 44890 With that the dog jumped up on the couch, and began giving high-fives to everyone. Like I said, I couldn't remember it. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "No way, definitely from a deer" A: Between Dayton & Marion. Q: Why did they change the playing field at The Big House to cardboard? Q: Why did the Post Office decide to abbreviate Michigan with an MI? Q: How many OSU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The Ohio State fan says, "No no, I wasn't paying attention. A: A visitor. Sigh. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? Why did the UofM regents decide to cover the Big House in cardboard? A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated. A: Drool. A: Only one, but he gets 3 credits for it. Who is bigger? Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over OSU? A Wolverine football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback riding accident. Practice in Ann Arbor was delayed for two hours yesterday when one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the field. A: Welcome to McDonalds. Memes.com 2. probably doesn't translate well through the internets, but oh well. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus? Practice resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not encounter the substance again. Put a class room there!!! Ive been coming to this game for nine years now. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. Dies geschieht in Ihren Datenschutzeinstellungen. He asks How does Spartan Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack sound?. Fol. The genie grants the wish to Jim and Q: How many pallbearers are needed for a Buckeye funeral? Did you hear about the power outage at Ohio State's library? 4. One day, at an elementary school in Ann Arbor, Michigan, a teacher asked her class if the Michigan Wolverines were their favorite football team. Please check your email for a confirmation. Q: Why aren't Akron cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? The Nebraska fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells, "This is for corn" and jumps off of the mountain. A: Ohio Sucks But Im not a Wolverine fan, the little hero replies. Q: How do you break a Cleveland State grads finger? Nah, not if Im going to have to explain it three times.. Q. Nov 26, 2022; Columbus, Ohio, USA; Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh (right) and Ohio State Buckeyes head coach Ryan Day (left) shake hands before the game at Ohio Stadium. Februar 2023. The UM grad finishes first and heads for the door. Holding his head, he gets out of bed to investigate. In reply to better punchline by Mgoscottie. Top-100 offensive lineman earns Ohio State offer, prized Texas linebacker sets visit date, Column: Despite rough season, Ohio State shouldnt write off Chris Holtmann just yet. pic.twitter.com/sgGfkOvqrT, Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann) November 20, 2021, OHIO STATE IS BEATING MICHIGAN STATE AS BAD AS GEORGIA IS BEATING CHARLESTON SOUTH pic.twitter.com/oDX1N3o2ba, Bakers Burner (5-5) (@clesportsfan69) November 20, 2021, Its sad that top teams in the country schedule these shitty games in November. COME HANG OUT AT NOON AND DISCUSS: 01 Mar 2023 01:02:31 Q: How is a Cleveland girl different from a bowling ball? A: None, it's a sophomore course. 3. Q: What is round at each end and high in the middle? C.J. In reply to Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton? Why cant Michiganders mention Ohio? "Two months?!" Build your customFanSided Daily email newsletter with news and analysis onFanSided.com and all your favorite sports teams, TV shows, and more. A: So blind people can hate them too. Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT? Two Ohio State football players were hootin and hollerin while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. (Photo by Ben Jackson/Getty Images). Q: Where is Engagement Ohio? Columbus, Ohio, USA. Two months? exclaimed the bartender. The Wolverines look bad in the Orange Bowl. Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? It's all the same dude. Q: What do OSU grads use for Birth Control? "The energy in the stadium was . A: One, but he gets 3 credits. Q: Why don't Ohio State football players sink in the Great Lakes? now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); Im not a Spartan fan either, the boy says. Cant really talk shit since we lost to them but Im thoroughly enjoying this so far. The Ohio State fan replies back. Woody asks God "Why does Bo get a house that so much bigger?" We lost, said another Ohio State fan. Ohio State got smacked around by Michigan for the first time in years in The Game, but taking some pleasure and finding a bit of joy in seeing the Wolverines struggle should help change their outlook on this year a little. You will each get one wish, said the genie. Thankfully, we Michiganders know how to poke fun at ourselves, and we're always game for a bit of lighthearted commiseration over the struggles of life here in Michigan. A: Because crap floats A: The other one goes to Youngstown State. Q: How does a dumb blonde get into college? But understandably, there were very differentexpectations for these two contests. Q: Why do Central Michigan grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? Lloyd says, Fill it with water.. Q. The pothole struggle is all too real. When Bo got to heaven St. Peter met him immediately and said, "God would like to see you!". Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Nippert Stadium? Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: pj.booth, unk.mars, buckeye098. Awfully unfair compared to the rest of the conference. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. Short Michigan Jokes Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How do you confuse a Cleveland State student? "It just feels great. Q: Why do OSU students wear hats all the time? Q: What does it say on the back of every Cleveland State diploma? You'll have to forgive me if I mess this up but i tried to remember it to the best of my memory. All betting content is intended for an audience ages 21+. Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas from their rear view mirrors? I didnt know that, said the manager. Ohio State fans arent upset though. Privacy Policy Two boys are playing football at a park in Ann Arbor when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. She held his fragile hand, tears were running down her face, and she prayed for her husbands pain to end. After this stunning display, everybody looks at the representative from Michigan, wondering how he's going to preserve Michigan's honor. But thats not really what Matt had in mind, so instead, I am selecting the joke that speaks to my soul as a former teacher. A: Because Tennessee sucks and Ohio blows. He wipes his mouth and offers the bottle back. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Michigan? Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton? It was just reported on Wednesday that Michigan State had offered Mel Tucker a 10 year, $95 million contract extension. I, his voice breaking, I have been a Michigan fan all of my life! However, upsets happen, that's why . I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. A: Ohio. A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up. Rest, dont talk., But Jake was insistent. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Central Michigan library? In Youre Nuts, two LGHL staff members will take differing sides of one question and argue their opinions passionately. Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings? Facing Georgia in the College Football Playoff semifinal at the Peach Bowl Dec. 31, Ohio State kicker Noah Ruggles missed a 50-yard field goal wide left with three seconds left, giving the Bulldogs the 42-41 win despite scoring 40 points or more for the 10th time in 2022 with 467 yards of offense. About 10 pounds. I was surprised. Who disturbs me? asked the genie. Ohio State vs. Michigan Jokes Posted on 2014-11-29 UPDATED: November 29, 2014 __________ Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. May 29, 2012. I enjoy being active and making things. Q: How do you make Ohio State cookies? He wrote SUCKS in sharpie on it. All rights reserved. Guess everyone has heard that one already q: what's the only sign of intelligent life in columbus? A: Going to Class. Do you still want to tell that joke?, The first man frowned. Klicken Sie auf Einstellungen verwalten um weitere Informationen zu erhalten und Ihre Einstellungen zu verwalten. Before last years edition of The Game was unceremoniously canceled while we were recording, our old friend Tia Johnston and I ran through some of our favorite Michigan jokes. Check out these 12 memes that you'll only understand if you're a true blue Michigander. Finally the Michigan alum goes to the back of his car and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels and states they should bury the hatchet and start anew while they wait for the cops and the tow truck to come. Why do people choose such horrible music for these videos? A: Whale to the victors. Stroud had a ridiculous first half performance: 29-31, 393 pass yards and 6 touchdowns pic.twitter.com/C1row39Vz6. Motorwerks Imports Land-Grant Holy Land, an Ohio State Buckeyes community. pic.twitter.com/hm7Ik3rT59. Ohio State is in the top eight for 2024 Cleveland big man Jesse McCulloch. Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress 22 players for the game against Ohio State. Donovan Edwards, Michigan Wolverines, Kourt Williams II, Ohio State Buckeyes. Didn't you hear about [insert name of random OSU LB]? 1. 7 Michigan State just three days after it was reported that MSU was planning to offer Tucker the 10-year deal worth $95 million. A buckeye fan and spartan fan are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. Jokes will be told. Here, give me the broom, I better show you how. The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. While both lost absolute heartbreakers in the national semifinals, this rivalry is absolutely back! They marched down the field, got stopped at about the 30, and kicked a field goal. A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked! In short, they will once again get the benefit of the doubt if they win all of their games but The Game. Still cant believe these guys beat Ohio State. I dont allow stuff like that in my house!, Mike got down on his knees and begged. Then, the representative from Michigan State, in a drunken stupor, pushes the guy from Northwestern aside and goes off on a tangent about how nobody cares about Northwestern and how Michigan State is the best school in the Big Ten and how he's finally going to one-up the Wolverines one and for all. A: "I have reviewed your application" If there were actually unhappy cows, we'd imagine they would have to be from Ohio. A: S-mitten. I dont know, Ive only had him for four years.. Because the Wolverines always look better on paper. So he takes a running start and throws himself off of the side of the mountain, screaming "SPARTY ON!" Keep Calm And Hate Michigan Red T-Shirt (Sm-5X) (Long Sleeve Large) . A: To keep the Bearcats cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime. Freaking amazing. Nobody raised their hands until the . Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Ohio University campus? Ohio fun facts & history In the 19th century, Ohio and Michigan fought a bitter war over the city of Toledo Michigan won and Ohio had to keep it. Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes . The guy sitting next to me is 6'2," 225 lbs. Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car? Ohio State co-offensive coordinator Ed Warinner cracked some jokes about Michigan during the team's spring football kickoff luncheon. #1. RT @Menace2Sports: HOLD UP. https://twitter.com/CoachVrabel50/status/1477083528017887232?s=20. Really, really bad. A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Xavier University library? He then states he is a Michigan alum and they start to argue. Jake was dying, but his beloved wife Becky was maintaining a candlelight vigil by hospital bedside. Q: What do you get when you drive through Columbus really slow? Why would it not? Lets discuss what that line means and what to look forward to heading into this college season. But at about 2 in the morning, Urban Meyer hears some raucous laughter coming from the room of one of the players. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? And it was so bad that the massively lopsided game drew comparisons to the game between No. Q: Whats the difference between Columbus and yogurt? Screw the blue, another Ohio State fan said. Q. A. A: None, it's a sophomore course. Q. as he plummets to his death. A: They go blue. Simply put, that road win gives Ohio State way more wiggle room than Michigan. A: Go Home. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. Then, in the end, its up to you to determine whos right and whos nuts. And the best way to do that with Ohio State fans is to . Michigan, USC and Penn State. My favorite whenever someone starts with OSU jokes WBB B1G tourney preview - first 2 rounds 22-23, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Elite 8, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Sweet 16, OT: Wednesday evening mens hoops comments, OT(? The Georgia Bulldogs are winning with ease. Michigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, Oregon Ducks football reinstates Traeshon Holden after brief dismissal, LIV Golf Posts Horrid Ratings For First Event of 2023, Early rivalry game odds for USC vs. Notre Dame revealed, Florida State sends ACC a warning shot amid rampant conference realignment, Early rivalry game odds for Texas vs. Oklahoma revealed. 12 Share: Let Your Kids belive in Santa Because there are still grown adults that belive Michigan will beat Ohio State. A: Two: One for each of the garbage can's handles. The Ohio State fan agrees, and so the Michigan fan pours him a large stiff drink, which the Ohio State fan promptly downs in one swig. One, but he gets three credits and a thousand dollars for it. No. . He takes them to the first place and it's a beautiful home all decked out in Scarlett and Grey. Becky, please listen. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke? The first guy says, No, not if Im going to have to explain it three times.. The rest will dress themselves. I found your Bo Schembechler shrine last week. Just lay back and let the poison work.. A: Will Work For Food. The state of Ohio is known for Columbus, the Wright Brothers, the Buckeyes, and Neil Armstrong And now for these thirty-three hilarious jokes and memes too! A: One, but he gets 3 credits. I know this is lame but: One day a 1st grade teacher asked her class if any of them were Michigan fans. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. The OHIO Podcast. A: They're hand picked. Memes are going to be made. Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Michigan? A car rear ends another on a back country road. COLUMBUS, Ohio One image summed up Ohio State football fans' frustration and resignation in the immediate aftermath of Saturday's 45-23 loss to Michigan. Click here to take a moment and familiarize yourself with our Community Guidelines. "Those are deer tracks" states the buckeye fan. Im an Ohio State Buckeyes fan, the boy replies. Click the card to flip Flashcards Learn Test Match Created by tmeyer2020 A: Both states become smarter! Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" Brady Hoke immediately suspended practice as the FBI was called in, who later determined that the substance was actually the goal line. Columbus. The 6-foot-9 Lutheran East product placed the Buckeyes on a top schools list alongside Alabama, Indiana, Kent State . Enjoy! A: They all lost on the final kick. The Buckeyes are a sizable 8.5-point road favorite over the Fighting Irish. 5. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? Score: 2 Share: You know what I really love about THE Ohio State? Hush my love, she replied. michigan state and ohio state fans have already saved this in their shit talking folder pic.twitter.com/tAM75k1vug, Brandon Caldwell (@_brandoc) January 1, 2022. Q: What does a Buckeye grad call a Wolverine grad in 5 years? Why aren't OSU cheerleaders allowed to do splits? He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. We can do better pic.twitter.com/JUhoF2861w, Summary of Ohio State vs Michigan State so far pic.twitter.com/kONev77R5s, Someone woke up and texted their group chat Michigan State +19 lock it in fellas today pic.twitter.com/pzVfWJD0pB, br_betting (@br_betting) November 20, 2021, Michigan State DBs today #CollegeFootball pic.twitter.com/pCbKyh0fZE, pablo martinez (@PabMartTweet) November 20, 2021, Sign up for the For The Win newsletter to get our top stories in your inbox every morning. I guess that makes me a Buckeye fan., The teacher, angered by his reply, says, Well if your dad were a moron and your mom were an idiot, what would that make you?, Little Jimmy replied, I guess that would make me a Michigan fan.. Michigan players could be in the Browns sights' this spring. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, Wanna hear a Buckeye joke? The guy replies, Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. 4 Ohio State and No. So there's an expedition to Mount Everest and representatives from all of the Big Ten schools go. 1001 - 1 to change it and 1000 to burn a couch and riot over it! Did you hear about the fire at Ohio State's library? The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. Q: Why did Cincinnati change their field from grass to artificial turf? The contract offer was already raising some eyebrows when it was reported as Tucker had spent . A: Between Dayton & Marion. A: Pay him for the pizza. ", Unimpressed, the UM alum says, "At the University of Michigan, they teach us not to piss on our hands.". 221 E. Tiffin St. Q: What does the average Central Michigan student get on his SAT? A: Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours. Everything an Ohio State fan would want. Everybody knows that one of the best parts of being a sports fan is debating and dissecting the most (and least) important questions in the sporting world with your friends. No conference rivalry game will carry more weight next season than the latest installment of The Game between Michigan and Ohio State over in Big Ten country. Woody looks across the street and notices a house 3 times the size of his full of Maize and Blue. A: The Ohio-Michigan border. Lets go Bucks, baby, one Ohio State fan said. A: It stands for "Mostly Idiots". Q: If you have a car containing a Spartan wide receiver, a Spartan linebacker, and a Spartan defensive back, who is driving the car? Had this game been in The Horseshoe, the Buckeyes might be as much as a five-point favorite. In reply to My favorite whenever someone starts with OSU jokes by CleverMichigan, A first grade teacher in Columbus asked all her students that were Buckeye fans to raise their hands. The Michigan Wolverines are failing to put up much of a fight against the Georgia Bulldogs. The Buckeyes play a harder schedule over Michigan, as illustrated by the road date in South Bend. Youre outta your mind! The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. Q: Did you hear about the fire in MSU's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up.". "Well, my dad is a Wolverine fan, my mom is a Wolverine fan, so I'm a Wolverine fan!" Short Michigan Jokes Michigan vs. Ohio State Jokes. What team do you root for? the reporter asks. The teacher asked the little girl why she didnt raise her hand. https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/ohio-state-michigan-state-first-half-stroud-reaction-jokes, Predicting where the NFL's top 21 free agents will wind up in 2023, 2023 NFL mock draft: Shaking up the top 6 with trades (and a Chicago Bears haul), NHL March power rankings: The East is so loaded as the trade deadline approaches, 1 side-by-side MLB video should convince you the pitch clock is the best, The top-20 NHL trade targets headed into the 2023 deadline, Sister Jean surprisingly picked a non-Chicago team to win the NCAA Mens National title, Max Scherzers innovative way to use the MLB pitch clock is horrible news for hitters, Your California Privacy Rights/Privacy Policy. But Im warning you. I work for Automattic. At the 2006 Game I was in the Michigan drumline and captive in the Horseshoe stands after we lost. Is this supposed to be a contribution to the post? Mekka Don (@MekkaDonMusic) January 1, 2022. Im so happy, I could be there, Scott Albrecht said. Overall, anything short of an 11-win season would be seen as a massive disappointment for the Wolverines. by MGoRoz. ): Raleigh/Triangle Alumni Club Hurricanes vs Red Wings Event, OT: Dog Takes a Dump on the Court at Louisville Basketball Game. What if you Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot?" The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy. 2023 Minute Media - All Rights Reserved. Q: What do you call someone who loves Michigan? and pushes the representative from Ohio State off of the side of the mountain. "Im a Wolverine fan." I like a good buckeye joke, but I don't find that much humor in the ones that you can just fill out X school and Y school for any two schools in the country. These are the two strongest programs in one of the two strongest conferences in the Power Five. Q: Did you hear about the Ohio State Buckeye fan who tried to blow up the Michigan team bus? The Michigan fan says, "You know, it's great that a Michigan fan and Ohio State fan can get over their differences like this. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" 7. The Total Fishing Manual (Paperback Edition): 318 Essential Fishing Skills (Field & Stream) ASIN:1681882639 | EAN:9781681882635 | ISBN:1681882639. But that's not really what Matt had in. Posted on September 10, 2009 by oppy1984 Posted in Funny. The big game began with the Wolverines receiving the kickoff. Q: What happens when Ohio State chokes? Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. How many OSU fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? The timing of a massive Big Ten . Fans hit hard by Ohio State's loss to Michigan. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER. Finally, the Michigan guy shouts "GO BLUE!" Although Michigan has won The Game each of the last two years, the two-time reigning Big Ten champions were joined by Ohio State in the most recent College Football Playoff. Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes in der Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio, zugegen. 7 ranked Michigan State pic.twitter.com/t8NNW3cUsl, Pickswise (@Pickswise) November 20, 2021, GOOD LORD, OHIO STATE. A: US-23 Ohio State mens basketball vs. Maryland: Game preview and prediction. The game looked over long before the second quarter ended. In case the Ohio State-Michigan State score and total yards arent enough to demonstrate how unevenly matched these two top-10 teams are, here are a few more wild first-half notes: The Buckeyes had 26 first downs versus the Spartans seven. I'm guessing they don't have a cartography section at the library. A: They stick to the ground. Q: What's the difference between Ohio State's football stadium and a porcupine? A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. Buckeye walks into the Varsity Club the night before The Game and says to the Bartender, Im feeling good about tomorrow and I want a beer but nothing from St. Louis or Milwaukee., Bartender says, Between you and me and the bar stool, the best beer I got in the house is a smooth pale lager smuggled in from across the border. Then he whispers, Its Wolverine Beer. Gambling problem? There is still a ton of pressure Ryan Day is feeling. 440.853.8364, Steves Auto Look, Im desperate. On our mad dash down from the . Ohio State Jokes Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening . 6. Q: Why do Buckeyes basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? Its fair, and nobody should blame the Buckeyes for being a little petty here. Its a four-letter word! A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. Durch Klicken auf Alle akzeptieren erklren Sie sich damit einverstanden, dass Yahoo und unsere Partner Ihre personenbezogenen Daten verarbeiten und Technologien wie Cookies nutzen, um personalisierte Anzeigen und Inhalte zu zeigen, zur Messung von Anzeigen und Inhalten, um mehr ber die Zielgruppe zu erfahren sowie fr die Entwicklung von Produkten. Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch? Let's open it and drink to friendship and cooperation." The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, Your first job will be to sweep the store. But, Im a OSU graduate, the young man replied indignantly, I even played football there! Oh, Im sorry. Q: What separates a good team from a great team? Its a very good feeling, Brayden Cook said. Your favorite teams, topics, and players all on your favorite mobile devices. "Let's not forget that O-H-I-O is still a four-letter word.". 20 Ohio State students were stuck on the escalator for 2 hours. Plymouth OH 44865 * 21+ (19+ CA-ONT) (18+ NH/WY). In reply to No lightbulb jokes yet? What does the dog do when the Wolverines score a touchdown?, Mike looked at the floor and quietly responded. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: natertater2016, matthew9679, unk.mars, buckeye098. Q: Why don't UofM football players sink in the Great Lakes? Painesville OH 44077 A little boy and his mother were walking through the cemetery when they spotted a headstone that read Here lies a Michigan graduate and a good man. The little boy turned to his mother and asked, Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?. Every year. As a Michigan fan, I love some of the following jokes. Terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate. Everyone in the room except one little boy raised his hand. Reading this blog for years, but finally registered for this thread so I could post the only joke I know. I am six feet tall, 200 pounds and a Michigan graduate. Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with three people: a cannibal, a mass murderer, and a guy in an Ohio State hat. Q: What does Ronda Rousey, Ohio State and the Green Bay Packers have in common? Q: Why did the Ohio State regents decide to cover Ohio Stadium in cardboard? How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Ohio? How do you make up the difference? A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. This will truly be a contest between the immovable force (Ohio State) and the extremely movable object (Michigan State), as the Buckeyes have been lighting up the college football world all season. A: So they can park in handicap spaces. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Nice joke, but there is great irony in your spelling. Itll only be another 24 years before your team has a chance to play for a national title again. The Michigan man states that it would be only right for the OSU fan to take the first drink since he was the one who was hit. Last time I tipped back a Wolverine I couldnt stop till the tenth one. The guy who had the recipe graduated. The guy sitting next to me is 6-2, 225 pounds and a Michigan graduate. The Michigan fan goes to the sink to wash his hands and the Ohio State fan starts to walk out. Theyre the best., The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: Juvenile Delinquent From Columbus Kills Beloved Family Pet., One day my nephew decided to wash his sweatshirt. Preserve Michigan 's honor more wiggle room than Michigan that belive Michigan will Ohio! The doubt if they win all of my memory game for nine years.. 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